I have seen a lot of great (and not so great) Halloween costumes over the years. Storm troopers? Check! Cinderella? Check! Snow White and the Seven Dwarves? Check! Checkcheckcheckcheckcheckcheckcheck! Last Tuesday was Halloween as well as Beggar’s Night. In our neighborhood depending on the weather, we get anywhere from two to two hundred trick or…
Category: humor
Look At The Pretty Colors!!!
Ever Had A “Magic” Eating Experience?
Putting The Road in “Road Trip”
Ever had to cook for a party literally on the way there? I have.
Llewellyn? Oh, He’s Fictional…
Have you ever had someone tell you one of your own stories? Let me put that another way: Have you ever had someone tell you one of your own stories – BADLY? Yup, it happened to me! Attached is the link of me telling the story. I would really appreciate your feedback: Thank, Cerian!
How The Hell Do You Get Negative Flavor?
Have you ever eaten something you truly regret eating? Liver, of course, but I mean something supposedly actually edible. I have had a lot of bad meals but none that I could truly say affected the universe around me in such a bad way as to call down the wrath of the gods until, well,…
The Buffet in Hell: Thanksgiving Edition!
I asked my friend for suggestions for the Buffet in Hell for Thanksgiving and I was given a plethora of choices.
Are You Sure We Ordered That?
I REEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLY need to check the order tickets at restaurants more often.
Feeling A Bit Crabby?
I don’t know about you but I LOVE crab! I mean, let’s face it – it is poor man’s lobster. You can boil it, broil it, fry it, quiche it, sautee it, barbecue it, and even roast it. You can make crab cakes, fettucini, cocktails, seafood salad, crab chowder, crab quiche, crab bites and even…
You Bought A What?
How many of you have been to an auction? I am not talking about some quiet little charity thing where everyone politely writes down a bid on a piece of paper and the bids are announced over dinner. I am talking about a loud, rancorous, jam-packed explosion of noise and people with a star running…
Let’s Welcome to the Stagelights…
Covid-19 has me really, really freaking out from cabin fever. I just want to see my friends. I want to hug them. Better yet, I want to cook for them. I know it sounds weird, but I really, really need to cook for people. I thought I was some kind of psychotic but then my…
The Buffet in Hell — Election Edition
Yeah, I know there was an election this past week but I have something more important going on. I am fat… or so the doctor tells me… GRRRRRRR! I hate dieting. Let me repeat that… I HATE dieting. I mean I know I have to cut down on my cholesterol and fat intake but the…
The Ball-less Wonder (or I Really Gotta Watch My Mouth Once In A While)
Well, I did it again… I got a standing ovation while standing in a line at a superstore. It could have gone either way…I either get punched or I get applause. Luckily, I got applause. I was not having a very good day. The previous day I had totalled my car and I hurt. On…
My Life In Bad Food 